Funny

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up!

"Tribulation and trial? Laugh and smile!" :-)

Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines.

All generalizations are false.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Bother, said Pooh as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet

Bother said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade

Bother, said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.

Bother, said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality.

Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.

Do not disturb. I'm already quite disturbed

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

The worst thing about censorship is #############.

There is an exception to every rule, except this one.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting

These more than one way to skin a cat. Get a sander!

Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.

Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!

Why doesn't copy and paste work on my checkbook?

Writing a book is a novel idea.

Adult: One old enough to know better.

OXYMORON : Business ethics

Support your local coroner -- die strangely.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Talk is cheap because supply is greater than demand.

Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive.

Telling teenagers the facts of life is like bathing a fish

AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse

After all is said and done, usually more is said then done

After all is said and done, there's usually a sequel

All the world's a stage, and I have stage fright!

All things in moderation, including moderation!